Teen Power brings you Patricia Petite — We know a guy who's writing his doctoral paper on the spiritual synthesis between Teen Power and Kung Fu. Or is it Kung Pao chicken? It's one or the other, we're not sure. Knowing what Teen Power's all about, Patricia Petite's advice is constantly sought liker that but, as you might guess, being a porn chick with migration tendencies, she's not easily reached. We do know that if Lincoln were still around to write another address, he'd certainly want Patricia's. That wart on his face might be a deal broker, though, because gals endowed with Teen Power also have the power to turn down even presidential requests. Naturally, the dynamics of the deal change when a Teen Power chick needs a presidential pardon for some felony conviction, but that's a bridge they cross when they get to it.