Chica Boom brings you Monica Raiders — No relation to the Oakland football team of the same name, waifish Monica has long had this urge to decorate her living room with a life size goal post. But to find a guy crazy enough, macho enough and strong enough to help her along with her grand scheme was another thing. With one rejection after another, this tempestuous Latina eventually learned that sometimes a woman has just got to bury her head in a pillow, grit her teeth and say what the fuck. After that it was easy, albeit certain complications ensued. But, in the end, the city of Oakland decided not to press charges against Monica.