Inseminated by Two Black Men brings you Trista Post — There are worse things that can happen to a young woman. She can grow up to become an old woman. She can marry a man without money. Gravity can bring her pert tits literally to her knees. Her once immaculate vagina can wind up smelling like a bag of bad shrimp. Her pretty feet can swell to the size of egg plants. The list goes on and on. So the fact that the lovely Trista Post chooses to be inseminated by two black men hardly rates a headline on the Drudge Report. Frankly, it was our desire that Trista would choose to remain a virgin and spend her productive years searching us out as her ideal partner. The fact that she chooses the sperm of Amos & Andy, instead, only reflects her lack of sound judgment, and we trust that the voodoo curse we had placed on her by Madam Macumba from New Orleans for the painful rejection only affects her thyroid to a small degree.